Ribbit, ribbit!

I caught a little frog with my bare hands.

It was hopping and hopping and I clasped it within my hands, and what do you know... it pissed
I put it into a container and scrubbed my hands furiously with soap
But I'm glad it made my baby cousin sister happy with glee
I was gonna take it home with me to be my new pet frog, and I'm sure my little bro would be ecstatic too
But after toying with it for a little while, I decided to set it free
It doesn't suit a life of captivity in a plastic container...
And I sure don't want to be catching bugs to feed it either...
Goodbye little frog, before I name you something weird like Prince...
*meep*